Spamteon
The Life of a God - Spamteon
Chapter 1 - An Unexpected Encounter:
"Being a god is fun!", Spamteon thought as he watched a young pikachu play in a grassy meadow. He could bend time at will and observe the evolution of society! He could go to the future and watch the lively citizens of New Spectria City carry out their daily lives. Or he could go back in time to the shadow era and watch the Star Kingdom's people suffer while corruptions wreaked havoc on the once peaceful land. He could bend space too! Spamteon could make a new kingdom just for himself if he wanted to. He could even start an entirely new timeline by carefully inserting a certain red gem into an unsuspecting count's gem bag! As the pikachu plucked a flower laughing with glee, Spamteon started to envy the little creature. Being a god is fun and all however, Spamteon still wished he had never picked up the phone that one day...
If only things could go back to the way they used to be. He could be the one and only Evan E Spamfield again! #1 student in Mrs. Gardevoir's class, award winning gamer and poketuber, known for never failing a test in his life... Bored, Spamteon left the pikachu to play and traveled back in time to the shadow era. He could never get enough of that Maliceon guy's hilarious evil plans! As he was traveling through the dark fields, Spamteon started to feel a malicious presence. He turned around to see a strange figure standing before him. The figure lifted his hood and said, "Hello Spamteon." "Wh-who are you?" Spamteon replied nervously. "I have been waiting a long time for this!" the figure said, and for the first time in 1000 years, Spamteon felt alive.
Lore: Evan E. Spamfield was a very successful poketuber and gamer. He was top in his class and livin’ the dream. One night when he was playing the new Deltarune game, he got a mysterious phone call from an unknown caller. When he picked up the phone he merged with Spamton, thus giving birth to a new entity called Spamteon. This new being had Evan’s smug personality and Spamtons’s glitchy obsession with various things. After the transformation was completed, Spamteon had a sudden urge to find a corrupted memory card so he could become a [[BIG SHOT]]. He later discovered that he was trapped in a computer! This meant until someone interacted with it he couldn’t get out! He was stuck there for years until an unwitting Cybreon stumbled upon his cave. After a lot of convincing (in less then civil ways) Spamteon managed to obtain the card and became a [[BIG SHOT]]. This crashes CG btw. Now he was a god and could now time travel and create new timelines. After wandering the multiverse for what felt like a millennium, Spamteon found that someone had beaten his arcade high score! So he trolled him a little until he eventually lost against the unknown figure. He was mad, so he exited the digital mess of code he lived in and fought the attacker. Turns out it was Cybreon! He lost to Cybreon because Cybreon has some weird proportions in the multiverse right now due to president Cybreon. After being trapped in subspace for a bit calling for help, Spamteon got blessed by the player (clicked) and transformed into Spamteon Enlightened. Now he was no longer glitchy but now full of wisdom! What could be in store for him next…
Chapter 2 - A Familiar Face:
“Evan, do you recognize me?” The figure said in a familiar voice. “No.” Spamteon replied. “Very well.” said the figure as his robes evaporated, revealing a scarred Eevee wearing black and purple circus outfit. “JAMES!?” Spamteon exclaimed as he gazed at his long lost best friend. Evan and James had been friends for ages before the TV incident occurred.” “What happened to you?” said Spamteon. “The same thing that happened to you.” replied James. “I had just gotten the new Deltarune game when I heard a knock at the door. When I answered I saw a glowing other worldly figure standing before me. It was almost as if he wasn’t even a pokemon! Just at that moment I got sucked into my TV and merged with the character “Jevil” from the Deltarune game. Me and Jevil then metamorphosed into a new being called “Jevleon”. This new life form is what stands before you now. I am not James, nor am I Jevil, I am a mix of the two. I can do anything now, including time travel. I have been searching for you ever since I heard that you had been merged as well.”
“Oh James, I’ve missed you so much!” Spamteon said. “How about we team up?” said Jevleon. “Yes we can travel together, but what would we do?” Spamteon replied. “Make our own little Kingdom. You and me. We can have all sorts of quirky characters as well!” Said Jevleon. "That sounds [GREAT]!” Spamteon replied. And with that, the two set off on a quest. A quest to create a magical place where any and all can peacefully live without the threat of dying. The kingdom that Spamteon and Jevleon created is now known as the Eternity World. Legend has it, that the only way into the Eternity World is through a TV portal that is being guarded by an exceptionally fluffy, god-like pomeranian. No one has ever found the secret entrance to the Eternity World, but maybe the gate will be discovered someday. Who knows?
Credits: * Music is MADE IN HEAVEN from SPAMTUNES * Written by Count Wolfy * Spamteon Art by Sparkleaf (@cs2940219) *
